FOR THE PEOPLE WHO LIFT. 4 bags for $50 · Mix your favorites
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BEEF PROTEIN. CHIP-LEVEL CRUNCH.

Lift.
Crunch.
Repeat.

Thin, crispy beef jerky chips for people who lift.
Beef protein. Bold flavor. A serious crunch.
Keep a bag ready for life after your last set.

Find your flavor
REAL BEEF4 BOLD FLAVORSYOUR KIND OF CRUNCH
Thin crispy beef jerky chips on a rustic round tree-slice wood cutting board
REAL BEEF.
BIG CRUNCH.
Your protein routine deserves a better crunch.
Beef proteinA savory addition to your snack routine
2 oz per bagReady to pack. Easy to take along.
Four flavorsKeep your snack rotation interesting
THE FLAVOR LINEUP

Meet your match.

Your protein routine. Four bold flavors.
$15 a bag. $5 flat shipping per order.

Plain Jane jerky chips visible through a clear pouch with a cloudy blue Holy Cow label01
Keep it classic$15

Plain Jane

The original beef-forward crunch.

NET WT. 2 OZ (57 G)
Ingredients

Beef, salt, pepper.

Spicy Lemon Pepper jerky chips visible through a clear pouch with a cloudy blue Holy Cow label02
Bring the zest$15

Spicy Lemon Pepper

A bright lemon-pepper kick.

NET WT. 2 OZ (57 G)
Ingredients

Beef, lemon, pepper, cayenne pepper.

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Switch it up$15

Elote

Street-corn-inspired flavor.

NET WT. 2 OZ (57 G)
Ingredients

Beef, onion, garlic, corn.

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Turn it up$15

Fuego Takis

For the bold-flavor crowd.

NET WT. 2 OZ (57 G)
Ingredients

Beef, salt, pepper, cayenne pepper, red pepper.

GET CLOSER TO THE CRUNCH

Thin chips.
Big snack energy.

Beef with a crisp bite.
The texture is the whole point.

Close-up product mockup of thin crispy beef chips with broken edges on wood
01 / THE TEXTUREEvery edge. Every crunch.
Product mockup of golden lemon pepper, yellow elote, and red chili-coated beef jerky chips
02 / THE FLAVORBold looks good on beef.
Warm sunlight across a barbell rack and weights in an old-school gym
YOUR GYM BAG HAS ROOM

Your last set.
Your next snack.

For the trip home, the desk after the gym, and the rest of your day. Keep a bag of Holy Cow handy when you want beef protein with a crispy bite.

REAL BEEFCRISPY CHIPSFOUR FLAVORS
STOCK YOUR TRAINING-WEEK STASH.

Pick your stash.

Go all in on your favorite.
Or keep your snack rotation interesting.

THE FLAVOR TOUR

Four bags.
Your rules.

$50Save $10

One of each, or your own mix. Start your gym-bag rotation with four flavors.

THE STOCK-UP

Ten bags.
No snack gaps.

$125Save $25

For your training days, workdays, and whoever keeps asking for a bite.

MIX & MATCH ALL FOUR FLAVORS

Order any quantity from 1 to 25 bags. Bundle savings are included. $5 flat US shipping per order.

Want a different amount? Pick any number from 1 to 25.

Thin crispy beef jerky chips with broken edges on warm rustic wood
COUNTRY ROOTS. GYM-BAG REGULAR.

Put protein
in your
rotation.

You care about what you pack for your day. We care about what goes into your snack: real beef, straightforward ingredients, and the kind of crunch that keeps things interesting.

Holy Cow brings a little country soul to the weight-room crowd. Pick your flavors, pack your bag, and make beef protein part of your everyday rotation.

Meet the four flavors Made for His glory. ✝
GOOD QUESTIONS

Before you
dig in.

What are jerky chips?

Thin, crispy beef jerky with a chip-like crunch. A different take on the chewy jerky you may be used to.

Can I mix flavors in a bundle?

Yes. At checkout, enter your flavor names and quantities totaling the number of bags you are ordering. Choose any mix of Plain Jane, Spicy Lemon Pepper, Elote, and Fuego Takis.

What is the total with shipping?

Choose any quantity from 1 to 25 bags. Your order automatically combines the $50 four-bag and $125 ten-bag deals with any extra $15 bags to give you the lowest total. Shipping is $5 once per order. Your total appears before checkout.

What about ingredients and allergens?

Each bag contains 2 oz (57 g) of beef jerky. Open the Ingredients section under each flavor to see what goes into it. For allergen questions, message us before ordering and check your finished bag label before eating.

How do I order?

Choose any number of bags from 1 to 25. Choose your quantity here, then go to secure Stripe checkout to enter your flavor mix and US shipping address. Include the quantity of each flavor so it matches the total bags purchased.

When will my order ship?

Orders ship within 5–8 business days after purchase. Carrier delivery time is additional. Shipping is a flat $5 per order to US addresses.

Do you accept returns or refunds?

All sales are final. We do not accept returns or offer refunds.

Need help before ordering?

Message @holycowjerkyy for ingredient questions, shipping timing, or help with your order.

LIFT. CRUNCH. REPEAT.

Pack your bag.
Bring the crunch.

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